I bet you're wondering why I put Foolish,Airheaded Questions instead of Frequently Asked Questions. Well, that's because these questions have not been frequently asked. No one has asked me these questions at all. I just want to put these here so no one WILL ask me. That way, you won't bother to pester me with your Foolish, Airheaded Questions. Stupid people,WHY WON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?!?

Oh, and by the way, this answers site questions, not Gilbert questions. If you want those answers, look at the rest of the site, dipschitz!

Q: Why Gilbert?
A: Why not?

Q: Let me rephrase that. How'd the fandom start?
A: It started when I was 5 or something, when I saw Alddin. Iago was my favorite character. I didn't know who Gilbert was until 1997. The sequel to my favorite movie(Jurassic Park) was coming out and I thought about movies nonstop. I thought back to Iago, looked up who did the voice on the Internet, and decided he was my favorite celebrity.

Q: Are you still interested in movies?
A: Yup,it's my future goal to be a screenwriter.

Q: What will you write?
A: HORROR/COMEDIES, BABY! MONSTER MOVIE MADNESS AND B-MOVIE O-RAMA!
*ahem* Sorry.

Q: Who the hell are you,anyway?
A: I'm Karley Johnston, a 14 year old, fat, blonde,crazy wisegirl from Missouri
with an odd fascination for golf carts and monster movies.

Q: 14? Yeah right.
A: AY! I'll tell Mom on you!

Q: Are you one of those creepy,zit faced Star Trek fanatics?
A: No! I try to be as nonconformist as possible. I not be goth,nerd,prep or wuss! I'm "fun-loving non-conformist tomboyish child prodigy".

Q: Are you always like this?
A: Yes. Except when I'm sarcastic.

Q: Why are you so egotistical?
A: Me? Egotistical? Like *I* would be egotistical.Fiend!

Q: You need to put up a tour schedule for Gilbert.
A: I'm thinking of getting one. Until then, you'll have to deal with the one one the Hollywood Squares site.

Q: What's up with the green slime? It's blinding!
A: Green slime? Where?

Q: I WANT PORN!
A: Good for you. You'll find it at www.disney.com.

Q: Why is this site called Land of the Three Named People?
A: Go to "Quotes and FACTS!" for that answer.

Q: Will you marry me?
A: Only if you're on your deathbed and have a buttload of money. Or if you're Gilbert Gottfried.

Q: I want to know if a certain GG movie is any good. Do you know?
A: E-mail me with details and I'll try to answer that.

Q: Karley, we're through! I want my keys back! And you owe me money!
A: I'll get back to you.